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F**ked Up Bedtime Stories (for adults) Series 2 Episode 2: On A Distant Shore by Francis Turnly

by Francis Turnly

Read by David Harewood

Directed by Jennifer Bakst, with sound design and composition by Helen Skiera.

Theme tune by Max Pappenheim.

Britain is full. Offshoring is the most practical and humane way for Britain to protect its borders. And I’m proud to have voted this policy through.

Home Secretary Robinson is proud to protect Britain’s borders. But when he unexpectedly finds himself stranded on a distant shore with no way home, he begins to reconsider his beliefs – while facing stranger and stranger encounters in this strange land…